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I’ve come to make an announcement. Shadow is a bitchass motherfucker. You pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was *this big* and I said “that’s disgusting”, so I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow the hedgehog, you have a small dick. It’s the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like. -Explosion-. That’s right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I’m going to fuck the earth. That’s right, this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not going to piss on the earth, I’m going to go higher. I’m pissing on the MOON! -Explosion-. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA!? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking earth. Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.