The Grinch

god i wanna fuck the grinch

i wanna take a blowtorch and melt my balls off and then take the resulting liquid and turn it into a latex mask and make him wear it

i wanna cut his chest open with surgical tools and spin my 400 foot long dick inside it like a helicopter blade

his corpse will take flight and the world will see me fuck the grinch

god i wanna fuck the grinch

-This one's for you, Pibberspawn.